Attention, tributes! The Capitol Ministry of Information has issued another video for mandatory viewing (if you can’t view it, don’t worry, there’s only audio). Here is the transcription:
Starting today, all streets within a six mile radius of the President’s mansion will be closed for routine maintenance. All traffic will be re-routed and no pedestrians will have access to the moving walkways. Anyone caught in the area during the closure will be detained for questioning. You will be notified when the area re-opens. Thank you.
Curious. Can you say pod construction? Creepy!